Mummy GO trends for predicting hellfire for footballers, break-dancers, jean wearers

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Mummy GO condemns everything and everyone to hellfire, a place she claimed she once visited, like schizophrenics who also hear from God.

By Ishaya Ibrahim, News Editor

Playing and watching football could land one in hellfire, says a weird Nigerian preacher, Evangelist Funmilayo Adebayo, popularly known as Mummy GO.

She has become a top trend on Twitter for sentencing jeans, perfume and necklaces wearers to hellfire. Even comedians who light up our mood are not spared of her hellfire, and cartoonists too. Just wearing a shirt emblazoned with a star condemns one to damnation.  Everybody may as well end up in hellfire left for Mummy GO who labels anything she has an emotional disagreement with as sinful.

But if Mummy GO thinks she would scare Nigerians by her doom sermons, she got it wrong. They have since created jokes around her sermons and shared them on social media to light up their hectic and stressful schedules.

@AdewalePresh shared one: “If any girl asks you to send transport money before she comes, don’t do it. She is coming from the spirit world. That is their slogan ‘Transport Money – Mummy GO advises”

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@DrOlufunlilayo adds: “If you are in the kitchen at this time, You have been added to Mummy GO supplementary list. With all that eba you are swallowing, there’s no way you will float when the trumpet sounds by midnight. You are eating 7slices of Bread? O wrong. No way you no go miss rapture…”

@DrTONYAGB quipped: “This Mummy GO said all comedians will go to hell, and I’m laughing at everything she’s saying. Wait… does that not make her a comedian too??”

@viccetti said: “As a lady, if you ask for transport fare before you go see a man, you will go to hell. In fact Devil will give you your own piece of land, firewood and fuel to start your own Hell-Fire. – Mummy GO.”

@theonly1acre observed: “That Mummy GO has watched too many 666/ End time movies (very harmless) and now scripts off-track scenarios in her head.. she should go into movie production and stop cooking up stories on her pulpit.”

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